It’s not exactly been the best of times for most of us. So far, 2020 has been a complete and utter ballache. January felt like it lasted about 10 weeks and became the month that just wouldn’t end, the majority of February was focused on trying to get back on track with the new year’s resolutions we’d already broken on January 2nd and then March just bulldozed us. Since then, each day in lockdown feels like a week in real time – knowing what happened yesterday has become a daily quiz.
I would hazard a guess that 95% of us are struggling to remember our own names, let alone what day it is or how to act like a creditable human being in public (especially when doing the weekly shop. You know exactly the type I mean).
Effectively, we’ve all fallen into one of three very distinct categories; Group one is a salute to every keyworker who has tirelessly given up their days off for the welfare and safety of the public. We will forever be indebted to you for the endless hours you’ve put in, the sleepless nights you’ve endured because of the additional stress work has thrown at you and the frustration of watching friends and family appearing to be doing sweet fuck all at home. My boyfriend sits firmly in this group and I couldn’t be prouder. Unfortunately, I do not.
Group two focuses on the people who were furloughed early on to help save the plummeting economy and decided to use the time wisely to better themselves; learning a new skill, working on self-care, killing themselves every morning with a Courtney Black home workout (these people do exist I promise, I know a few of them well!). Fair play to everyone who is able to put themselves in this category – once again, I can’t raise my hand and pretend like I’ve done something good in my extended downtime. I belong solely to Group three.
This is the one I’m praying that others will also be willing to admit to (however reluctantly); the ones that have spent more time walking to the fridge and back each day than they have actually getting some sunshine and vitamin D. The ones that get cramp in their ass and thigh muscles on a daily basis because they haven’t ventured off the sofa in the last 24 hours. The ones that have covered every square inch of Netflix with a fine tooth comb and are now complaining that there are no good series to watch because they’ve binged them all already. This is where I belong – I am Sid the Sloth and I am proud (well, proud is a very loose term…)
I decided to follow Marie Kondo’s mantra during lockdown: If it doesn’t spark joy in my life, I won’t be doing it. The scales however, seem to be struggling a lot more than they did in March. And the treat box may have manifested itself into a treat cupboard. And the weekly food bill might have trebled. And the only time I get direct sunlight is when I’m queuing to get into the supermarket – and even then it’s only my eyes and forehead as my sweaty, reusable face mask hides my scowl from the complete knobjockeys who clearly don’t understand there is a one-way system in place.
Lockdown really is the gift that just keeps on giving. The face masks have been a joy since they’ve become mandatory (although I still they should have been introduced a lot earlier) – it’s almost a sport for people who also wear glasses. You fundamentally have two options; be able to breathe or be able to see, doing both simultaneously is a complete no-go. Answers on a postcard for anyone who’s come up with a useful hack for this latest first-world dilemma, trust me, I’m all ears!
In the grand scheme of things, most of us have been very fortunate. We might have gained a few pounds (or stones…), our bank accounts may be slightly more depleted than usual thanks to 80% pay and we’ve only just been able to start hugging our loved ones after nearly 4 months, but we still have our health, a job to go back to and now just see lockdown as a nuisance. We are definitely the lucky ones.
Mind you, I’m sure I’m not the only one who has the occasional moment of blind rage, wanting to attack my partner with any kitchen instrument that is within reach. I’d love to give a reason why, lockdown seems to be bringing out the psycho in all of us. Bet you our partners are looking forward to us returning to work for a chance at sanity once more…
“Who did the paras? (*Hands go up*) Whatever you learnt at the paras, forget it. The worlds is completely different.” This was the quote from our team leaders that sums up the first day of the IAAF World Athletics Championships and how it would be throughout the 10-day competition.
I’m incredibly lucky; I found out on the Tuesday that I’d been given shifts. For the Friday. Giving me only 72 hours to organise travel, accomodation and all the logistics to ensure I could actually attend, including getting the green light from work. One big brain ache, but completely worth every single second of confusion and stressing. A big shout out to my Aunty who is currently letting me crash on her sofa bed meaning I don’t have to travel the two hours each way to make it to my shifts, also currently where I’m writing these blogs.
Eventually, I made it to my first shift – an hour late but nothing I could do about that – and found that we hadn’t started training yet. And once I had received a hug from one of our lovely team leaders and told I can breathe again, I was all set for day 1. Here goes nothing!
The only thing that topped the evening off was being able to say we were in the stadium on the night that Mo Farah won his last major 10,000m track race. Even as a journalist, there are no words to describe the deafening noise around the Olympic Park during his run – it genuinely gave me goosebumps and will be a memory I can cling to for the rest of my life. And seeing a group of around 50 of the ‘Pink Army’ (our volunteer nickname for both the championships) screaming at the side of the track, four to five rows deep, and jumping to watch the legend in person cross the line first.
up with ‘old’ friends (well, two-week-old friends but friends nonetheless) and talking to people we didn’t have a chance to spend any time with the first time round. The action for us on the lane marker team may not be as frantic as it was during the Paras, but it does give us the chance to see the best athletes in the world – how on earth could we ever turn this opportunity down?!
Truthfully, Sunday evening was more of a procession than anything else. Our team arrived at the usual time for the daily training session, but it was a fairly relaxed atmosphere, giving us time for photo opportunities around the stadium. We actually had time to eat our food and enjoy our team’s company for once, rather than having to run from the track to the workforce canteen, inhale our food and peg it back to the track just in time for the first race. When you’ve just eaten, the last thing you want to do is bend down and pick up some heavy starting blocks and get them off within 20 seconds.
With the Paras, you have incredible access to some of the best athletes and officials in the world. We got chatting to someone during dinner who had a conversation with the technical director of the entire event – he didn’t realise just how many groups had been set up on social media for the volunteers since 2012 and that a huge group of volunteers had actually stayed in contact. We’ve also been lucky enough to get a photo with Liam Malone, whose commentary on Channel 4 has been legendary! We did quite enjoy his bold statements, especially the one where he said he would beat Usain Bolt’s world record.
The ceremonies have all been happening in the Hero Village, so we haven’t been able to see many of the athletes receiving their medals. But there has been two teams of people from the armed forces working in shifts for all 212 ceremonies. Getting to meet a couple of them and finding out how their experiences have been was great, and have even been given the opportunity to talk to the athletes afterwards. Not all the volunteers are inside the stadium, but we’ve all still got the same access to paralympic stars across the length and breadth of the Olympic Park – it’s magical.
Whilst wondering around the endless tunnels, it’s not just athletes and coaches you run into. Sometimes it’s people you didn’t even realise were at the world championships. One of our team bumped into another of the drummers at the opening ceremony of the London Olympics just by chance, and I ran into my classifier who I haven’t seen since February! I managed to get a photo with her, and walked off afterwards with another of our team – I said that I couldn’t work out whether it was a good or bad thing she remembered me, my friend’s response: “Well, you are very… distinctive. No, that’s not the right word. Memorable?” Digging a hole much?!
It wasn’t all work and no play. Volunteer cam was a particular favourite of ours, and we were all set for our close up, but the cameramen just didn’t spot us in time. Instead though, we did manage to finally get a selfie with Waspie the mascot which we had been desperate to get, and decided to join in with the crowd and sing everyone’s karaoke favourite, Sweet Caroline.
phone to my mum because I was so shattered, but it was worth it. All of it was more than worth it. I have a whole new outlook on life because of these championships and the friends that I have made for good – I am a better person for meeting every single one of the volunteers and understanding their backgrounds. They all want to achieve something and give back to the community, and I’ve got the volunteering bug now.
Saturday night was a rather traumatic evening for me personally, but nothing to do with my volunteering role. Well, maybe a little, but I’ll explain as we go on. This was my third shift in a row (Friday evening, Saturday morning and now Saturday evening) and I was more than flagging. Anyone else who has also managed this feat will back me up on this statement: One shift means your feet hurt, two shifts mean you’re mentally fatigued, but three shifts in a row means your body is slowly but surely shutting itself down. I was at that stage.
There were three Brits in the final; Kadeena Cox is the poster girl for Multiple Sclerosis in Athletics and Cycling and had already won gold in the 400m earlier in the week, Sophie Hahn who already had the world record in the 100m and was favourite, and Olivia Breen, whose distance in Long Jump I will be chasing for years to come. Hahn was in great form, smashing her own world record, with all three finishing in the top 4. Proud doesn’t even cover it, and inspired me to get back on the track and train harder than before. Georgie Hermitage then took the gold in the T37 100m as well, making it a fantastic night for UK Paralympic sport!
What was a shock though was getting to Westfield where I’d parked my car (to avoid yet another parking ticket…) to find that I didn’t have my purse in my runner’s bag. Then to realise that the contactless machine wasn’t willing to accept Apple Pay. I was about ready to break down: truthfully, I already had once at the stadium when my entire body had decided to seize up, and after more than 30,000 steps for the day, I really didn’t fancy wondering back down to my Airbnb just to return back to Westfield to pick up my car.
made it home (or at least back to the Airbnb) safe and sound and just about in one piece still.
And whilst I was struggling, I certainly wasn’t the only one. We all might not be as perky as we were on our first shift, but we were all in the same boat and still enjoying the experience as much as we did on day 1; even if it was through our eyelids. What was strange though is that with only two more days of action, we were still meeting brand new people in our team who had clearly been working opposite shifts. Walking in on Saturday morning and finding a whole new batch of volunteers is like walking in to a brand new school on your first day – it’s nerve-wracking as hell but also a chance to make some ne
w friends and learn their inspirational stories.
The morning itself was fairly simple, which meant our brains didn’t have to be fully switched on (and we were all eternally grateful!). The session was mainly 100m and 400m starts; we’d all like to think that we could set up and clear the track for the shorter distance with a blindfold on this late on in the championships. It should just be tweaking the process to make it visually perfect now, surely? In reality, a new group of people also means coordinating ourselves to look like a team, and trust me, due to the mass sleep deprivation, it was harder than it looked!
As there were no confusing race set-ups, our Team Leaders were also trying to get us prepared for what it would be like for the IAAF World Championships in 2 weeks’ time (I am aware of how late this blog is… apologies!) and just how regimented it would need to be with the increased media coverage. Easier said than done with a group of people who had only had 5 hours’ sleep and their caffeine fix hadn’t kicked in yet. We powered on through though with no hiccups – a couple of close shaves admittedly, but no hiccups – and as the coffee finally started to work, the smiles, giggles and endless banter was back in full swing.
These two women are just a couple of the team who have had me in fits of laughter, dancing and singing along to Beyoncé songs during our training sessions and generally keeping me fairly insane – the best way to be by far. I said goodbye to these two and I had a tear in my eye as we went our separate ways at Stratford, but hopefully not for too long. Girls road trip to Southampton still on?
Chaos. Absolute chaos. Literally the only way to describe Friday evening. By this point in the Championships, we had pretty much covered all the bases – everyone who wanted to (and was able to) had taken turns with parading the lane markers out, acting as a weightlifter with the starting blocks and cabled into a figure of 8 more times than Torville and Dean had to perform ‘Bolero’ over the years. We thought we would be home and hosed.


rything for the Friday evening session; 100m starts which are now running like clockwork (these were the fairly simple set ups), 200m where we were starting to feel more and more comfortable the more we did them – and still had time to recoil with plenty of time – the 400m races which was panic stations at the ready and getting the cables off so quickly you were getting burns on your fingers, and the 800m starts as well. Whilst the 800m only needed lane markers, getting them in the right place and not mixed up with the 400m starts is a feat in itself.
Honestly? I have no idea how we all managed to survive the night. I’m only 22 and my body was suffering: so much so that I ended up having to sit in straddle on the floor to stretch my muscles out. But wasn’t really paying much attention to my surroundings, or that it wasn’t a particularly normal thing to do. Next thing you know, one of the security guards at the finish line started asking me how I was that flexible and whether I could do the splits (the go-to question anyone who is vaguely bendy has to answer!) which I obliged in showing him. We’d we talking for a few shifts by now, but saw a whole new side to me. And he thought I was a shy and retiring person…
dvice and help to others who hadn’t been in for a few days.
Wednesday night, our starting blocks/lane marker team were asked if a few of us could come in early for Thursday evening’s session to help set up some of the field equipment. Immediately, a dozen of us said, ‘Of course, we don’t have anything else to do!’ not realising what it would entail.
I actually enjoyed finding out what some of the other volunteers get up to in their shifts and a whole new appreciation for their roles! We have pressure to comply with Seiko, TV Cameras and the strict time schedule to adhere to: the field team have to make sure that no athlete gets injured, or is able to throw a discus, shot put, javelin or club throw into the crowd. I think they have more things to worry about!
ting that goes around it – and lifting the net like a flagpole. Me, like the delicate flower that I am, managed to get rope burn in the process having to resort to yet another plaster. But it wasn’t just me, this was dangerous work! Two others in our team ended up receiving medical treatment after setting up the field equipment; starting to appreciate our role even more now!

bsolute ton of giggles. These people will be friends for life as they have made the experience that little more special for all of us – you may be having a rough day or feeling sleep-deprived, but a high five from someone on the bridge, or hearing that you have a lovely smile from the guys at the bag search table can completely turn your day around. Suddenly, you have all the energy in the world and are ready to give your all for the session.
p that we have on the starting blocks have carried me through the last couple of days, and I know that they will be there to keep picking me up and make sure I have a grin permanently plastered on my face. We are so lucky to be so close to the athletes during their races and they have all been so open and willing to have conversations, sign autographs and even take selfies with us all. we are doing as volunteers is to make their competition experience as special as possible.
still running through the tunnels like Usain Bolt (we wish we had his speed!) to get to the 100m and 200m starts throughout the evening. By this point in the Championships, we’re all realising that we should have ordered trainers the next size up… Or at least try and break them in before we started our shifts. I’d say at least 50% of us are now going through a pack of blister plasters, or if we’ve already run out, we’re on the fabric.
With the 400m, the volunteers are also at the finish line so it becomes something out of ‘Wacky Races’ – arms and legs go everywhere, and that’s before the athletes even make it to the home straight! We are basically racing the clock and the athletes themselves, trying to ensure that all the cables, starting blocks and lane markers are off the track before they get to 200m to go.
But we did make it through the night fairly unscathed – the training before each session is definitely paying off as we have a different team every time. I’m lucky, I’ve not come across one person (in our team or not) that hasn’t been lovely and genuinely willing to get stuck in and help. That’s the joys of volunteers: we all have the same mind-set. We’re not there for our own personal gain, we want to be a part of something special and make the games as unique and brilliant as possible.
Finally, after my third session was complete (and I could no longer feel my feet!), we had a team photo with everyone, and possibly may have messed around with some of the
markers…
You really do forget just how big the stadium really is, especially when you walk out onto the track again. But it’s hard to put it all into perspective when, once again, it was a morning shift and I was far from bright-eyed and bushy-tailed – these 4am starts and over two-hour drives were starting to take its toll…
the journey took 90 minutes instead. However, there was a silver lining to another commuter story and our trusty WhatsApp group played a role.
blocks without putting another part of our bodies out of alignment. And that’s before we even get to the cabling.
But the training is doing us the world of good – the session was as smooth as we could have hoped for and we finally got to relax and enjoy some of the action up-close and personal. We got to witness the fastest Paralympian in the world, Ireland’s Jason Smyth, race in the heats of the 100m, watch Britain’s Aled Davies smash the Championship record in the F42 Discus and claim gold, and be a part of two different world records being obliterated. It was a magical morning for us volunteers.
And it didn’t end there: we were all settling down after the session for our debrief and the feedback was incredible. The official timekeeping company for the Championships, Seiko, said that our team for the morning session were the best group of volunteers that they had seen in 30 years. We were simply the best. We are the dream team!
around like blue-ass flies to ensure we didn’t miss our timeslot, and no-one had warned us of the photo opportunity on arrival. Mine was more like a mugshot. Not impressed in the slightest. And what’s worse – officials actually have to look at that monstrosity to let me in.
There’s so many different things to remember before and after each race, and manoeuvring the starting blocks can be a little tricky – turns out, they are a lot heavier than they look on TV – but we’re all hoping it gets a little easier as the shifts go on. On the plus side, our Team Leaders are great and are teaching us as much as possible to make it look seamless. They’ve done this countless many times and know exactly what the officials want us to do, so we are effectively sheep – we’ll follow them and go wherever we’re told for now!
I am more than happy to admit my sense of direction is atrocious – I may have also mentioned that in my interview for this role which probably wasn’t my greatest move – so getting to the stadium and then the right bridge for check-in could have been problematic, but I found another person in a pink shirt and got chatting away. Turns out, she’s been working behind the scenes at the Olympic Park for the last three months and walked with me to where I needed to be, stopping off and showing me all the landmarks on the way. The generosity of the volunteers is incredible, and so far, I still have my bearings!